Goffee: Your coffee is here, Midtown.

Goffee: Your coffee is here, Midtown.

Imagine your pumpkin spiced latte brought to your desk by a millennial who is “only doing this shitty job until my band breaks our new single in Japan, man.”

The folks who make those horrible plastic coffee pods and machines have a huge selling point: Your overpaid, mindless office drones cannot be productive if they are out of the office standing in line getting coffee. Problem is, the coffee that comes out of that system is ‘meh’ at best and the pods are so incredibly bad for our dear mother earth. Enter a new start-up, Goffee. Goffee brings your favorite coffee drink to your desk in insulated, re-useable eco-friendly cups. No really, right to your desk. Goffee is only available in Midtown Manhattan right now, but they just raised $1.7 million in crowdfunding. So who knows? Could Charles City, Iowa be far behind? Office plans start at $799 a month. If that seems like a lot, consider that if you have a firm of 50 people, and 1/3 of them are going out daily to get their favorite brew, that could be a savings of nearly 80 hours of worker drone productivity annually. Ca-ching!

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